canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’

Dylan Moran (via opalinefeather)

(Source: arpeggia)

vvebkinz:

you know what really grinds my gears
when you say something like “wow i hate 7th graders” and theres always that one obnoxious bitch thats like “well you were in 7th grade once so technically you hate yourself!!” and its just like yes i hate 7th grade me and i also hate 7th grade you the only difference is that i still hate you